- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What's 1+1? 69.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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