How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Anti Joke

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