Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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