A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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haha black people :D

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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