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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

An Asian with a big dick.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

what did one computer say to the other .........

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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