Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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Anti Joke

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