What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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