- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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