Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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