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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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