Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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