- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

i found waldo.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Where's my baby??

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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