Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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