A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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