Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Where's my baby??

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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