- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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