- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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