- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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