- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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