- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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