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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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