Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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