why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

a black man pays his child support

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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dat shoe shine tho

Yeah, "master hypnotists" (and do not even get me started on hypnotherapists, they completely suck!) keep claiming that you need to keep up to date with the "constantly developing art of hypnosis" The thing is though, that hypnosis does not develop itself, people develop it further, and when the key ingredient is actually believing things under a certain state, you can do anything, even slow the passage of time to a halt. Once I tried that, I was disappointed when I figured out that it did not work, so I went shopping (for groceries), then realized that no time had passed at all, sounds like bullshit, and yeah I wont be trying that again anytime soon, lucid dreaming is good enough, you can spend hours and hours in a lucid dream state, days, and then wake up and figure out you slept like two hours or something.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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