What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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One time i was sitting down

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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