Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Your big dick.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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