What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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