Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Obama

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kkkk

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sky silverstein

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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