- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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