- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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