- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Andoni was here

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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