Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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womens rights

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Jesus Christ

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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My cat just died.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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