- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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