- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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