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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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