- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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