- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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