- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Phew... it's gone.

Yellow People !!

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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