What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Women's rights

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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