A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Knock Knock. Come in.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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