Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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hola said the chinese man

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Women's Rights

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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