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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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