- Anti Joke

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday