Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Tilt your screen back .

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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