- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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