Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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