- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What is funnier then 25 9/11

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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