- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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