- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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