What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Ross.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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