Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops