ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Internet Explorer

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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It's all Taggart

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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Carrot fingers

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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