why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Faithful men.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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