What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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