- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Justin Bieber

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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