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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Dislike if you are a prostitute

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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