- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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