Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

you will like this because i am black.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

A hill billy went fishing

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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