Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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