- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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