- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Nero, sure you are okay?

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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