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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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