- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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