Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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