- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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