What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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