- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What does water smell like? water.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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