How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

You are joking right?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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