So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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A house comes around the corner.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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