A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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