- Anti Joke

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.