A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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