let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

asians have slitted eyes lol

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