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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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