- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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