How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Happy Monday!

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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