What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

i saw amango it splootered

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What's 9+10? 19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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