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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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