Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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