- Anti Joke

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Fat? Jesse Z

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

I have a really funny joke.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Allah walked into AK Bar

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.