Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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