- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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