Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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roses are red poo is poo

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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