Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Dwarf Shortage

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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