- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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