what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

A lot eh?

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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