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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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