- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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