Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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