If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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