Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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9/11 my birthday

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