So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Women's Rights

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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