So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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