Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Go away still nothing to see

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Gustavo Andrade

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Anti Joke

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