- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

i am a dino. RAWR.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

You know whats annoying? Steve

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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