If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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