- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

every knight i see an owl at window

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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