- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Your big dick.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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