- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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