- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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