A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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