Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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im @ work, LOL.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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