A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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