What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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You having friends.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Charlie Sheen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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