What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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