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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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