When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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