- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

like if your cool

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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