- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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