- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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