WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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