- Anti Joke

Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint