A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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