- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Andoni was here

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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