- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Cripples are lame.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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