Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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penis. nuff said.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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