- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

civil rights

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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