A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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God is real.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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swag

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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