- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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