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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

what this: b a dead one of these: p

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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