- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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