- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

A man died.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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