Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Yellow People !!

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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