What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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