- Anti Joke

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did not. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.