Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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