- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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