A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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Justin Bieber

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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