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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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