Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Your big dick.

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guess what? bannanas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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