Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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