- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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