outside your comfort zone

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

One, two, three, four and five

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Pickle

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

9/11 my birthday

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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