- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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