- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Yes

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

I agree to the terms and conditions

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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