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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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