- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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