- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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