Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Why so serious ?

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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This is an anti- joke

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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