- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

tea with milk?

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Rylan Clark

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