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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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