Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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