- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Albert your flies undone.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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