whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Andoni was here

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Your big dick.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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