- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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