- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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