- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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