Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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A man goes to the potty.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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