So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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