Ross.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Gustavo Andrade

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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One, two, three, four and five

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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