What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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