- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

12 in general

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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