Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Turkey Balls

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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