- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

what did one computer say to the other .........

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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