Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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