Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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