- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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