How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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