Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Cripples are lame.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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