- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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