- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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