Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Obama = ebola

Yellow People !!

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Go away still nothing to see

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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