- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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