Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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