Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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