- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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