- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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