- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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