Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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my penis

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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