What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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