Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

One, two, three, four and five

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

outside your comfort zone

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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