Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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