- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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