What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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