A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Knock knock... Home invasion

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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