- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What do you call a black man? Rob

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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