- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

What happened to my sunglasses?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Albert <3 Hunter

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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