how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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