- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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