Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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XD Jackass.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Anti Joke

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