If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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