- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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