- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

my penis

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

u know whats a crime? rape

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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