What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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