- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Michael Brown

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Jimmy Saville

Weaner

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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