- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haha black people :D

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

A cat playing laser tag.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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