Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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