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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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