Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Your big dick.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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