Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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