- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

The child was fired from his job.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Whats 1+1? window!

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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