Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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