- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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