ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Ross.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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