what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Anti Joke

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