Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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