What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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