- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

i am a dino. RAWR.

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