I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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dallen loves penis

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Denard Robinson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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