- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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