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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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