- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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