- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Your Mom The End.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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