- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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