- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

i dont fisish anythi

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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