Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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