everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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like if your cool

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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