- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Knock Knock.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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