- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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