- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a library.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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