wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Anti Joke

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