Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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