- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A drunk guy walks into a car

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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