What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

David Cameron

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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