- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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