A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Dwarf Shortage

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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