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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Allah walked into AK Bar

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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