- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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