- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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