What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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