- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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