Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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