a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

men, men like men= men+bed

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

who is gay wit mon james cornish

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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