- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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