Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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i'm hard

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9/11 my birthday

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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