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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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