What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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