- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Faithful men.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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