Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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