- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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