- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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