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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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