What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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I have an idea! You leave.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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