Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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