My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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