How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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