- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

i saw amango it splootered

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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