Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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Gustavo Andrade

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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