I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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i saw amango it splootered

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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