Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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