Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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