- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Justin Bieber

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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