How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Yes

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Anti Joke

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