Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

I will create more jobs for americans

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

David Cameron

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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