- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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