- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

I am a mime

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

How you know when dislextic

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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