- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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