- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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