- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

I have a really funny joke.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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