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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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