Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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How you know when dislextic

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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