Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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