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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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