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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What is red? A rock painted red

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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