How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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What is white and black and red all over.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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