What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Women's Rights

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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