salad days!

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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