What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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WITH YOUR RED THUMBS COMBINED! I AM CAPTAIN MORAL! You: GOOOOO (AWAY) MORAL! CAPTAIN MORAL MAN, IS A HERO, GONNA TAKE GREEN THUMBS RIGHT BACK TO ZERO... Moral: Okay that is all I remember about the Captain Planet Theme song... GIVE ME RED THUMBS MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! PS: Redhead, three months have passed (more or less) I wont call you because we agreed you would get of this fucking place, but I can visit you if you are a good little girl! And yeah I am calling you Red, Tifa just reminds me of Final Fantasy and your big bosoms so yeaaaaah get your little red haired cunt over here so we can chat yes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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