- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Your mums a potato

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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