- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

antonio has a penis head.lol

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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