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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

i saw amango it splootered

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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