Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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