A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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