A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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