- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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