Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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I'm Polish.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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guess what>? your mum lol

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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Anti Joke

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