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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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