- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Cripples are lame.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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