- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

. . I am a whale

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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