What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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like if your cool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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