how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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