Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

like if your cool

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Your big dick.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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