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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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