What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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stinky boner

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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