- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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