Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

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