I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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