tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Weaner

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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