- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Ross.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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