- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Andoni was here

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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