What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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