- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

why did the blue berry cross the road

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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