- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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