- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Jimmy Saville

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