How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Your mums a potato

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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