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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Screw it you write the joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

bite me

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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