- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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