Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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