What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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