- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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