Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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