Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Cripples are lame.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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The american education system.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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