I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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