- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Allah walked into AK Bar

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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