What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Dane Cook makes a joke.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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