what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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