the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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