q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Anti Joke

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