A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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