- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

I'm Polish.

a

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??