- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Black people in Camden NJ.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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