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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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