Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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