Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Anti Joke

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