Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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what's the difference between a duck?

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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