Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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