How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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women's rights.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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