what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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