roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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