Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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