- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your life

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

civil rights

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

And you honored it I see :P

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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