her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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