Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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