What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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like if your cool

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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were you expecting a joke

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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