- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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