my penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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