- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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