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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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