People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

asians have slitted eyes lol

A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

I asked her where you were.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

FUCK YOU

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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