What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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