What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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dat shoe shine tho

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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