- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Jimmy Saville

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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