What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

womans rights...

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

haha black people :D

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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