Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

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