A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Justin's life

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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