Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

Did you know? . You already know!

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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