One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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