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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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