- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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