- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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