What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

all your base are belong to mark

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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