Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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