- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

womans rights...

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