- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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