Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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