what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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