- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Whats cold and frozen? ice

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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