- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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