- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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