Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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