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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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