Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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womens rights

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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