- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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