- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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