What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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