what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops