How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Pain Olympics.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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