Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Ross.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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