Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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